SPLAT THERAPY MALE VINTAGE T-SHIRT
$ 155.00
Size GuideMale medium-weight ivory vintage burnout tee with alternative swear words
-EDITOR'S NOTES-
Visually crafted to keep those love handles in check, because who wants to say ‘no’ to beer and pizza? This vintage glove-soft shirt, gives you a clear advantage in aesthetics and arguments . It’s no secret that you think we’re always naggin’. Keep your feet up and mouth full and just point to the expression you wish to communicate as we pull up next to you. Because, you know, the foundation of any relationship is solid communication. ;)
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*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.
Stefan is 5'10", 185 lbs and wears our male size Medium.
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There’s simply no substitute for swearing, and for that matter, swearing in French. It just sounds better. It is better. Everything in your life is better. Be your own icon in this light-weight print of profanity-splattered vintage lace, spun from silk-habotai for a luxuriously soft feel - your endless source of relief and companionship. Release your frustrations and transcend the ‘goody’ in you. Discover the unexpected thrill of an unmasked existence. Some hard-won wisdom? Expression now, ends unsightly f*ck-ups later. Your best self starts here. Its indispensable. You, are indispensable.
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- Hand wash in cold water. Re-shape and lay flat to air dry. (Silk softens after first wash.)
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Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.
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Size GuideFitted black long racer back tank
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- Black cotton with white print
- Slip on
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- Wash cold. Let dry.
- Printed in the USA. Exclusive design.
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*** Disclaimer: Lace shown in images is from the model's undergarment and is not included with this purchase. No garment is exactly alike.
Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.
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