SPLAT THERAPY T-SHIRT - THE ORIGINAL
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Size GuidePrinted urban chic ivory washed slub tee
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The original splat tee takes no prisoners. This mad-hat design arms you to take on anything. Use it as full expression, day therapy or for instant reference mid-argument. You can have it out with your partner, friend or adversary while remaining G-rated and completely unannounced. In the cinema, mid-meeting, at the dinner table, in the Starbucks line… just point here, there, over there, down there. If you’re finished, but they’re not, no worries, just wave your hips and let your final word be the say with the complimentary ‘tail’ expression on the rear of this undeniable top. It will always come through in the crunch. For, you.
- Ivory Cotton with faded black print
- Slip on
- 100% cotton – washed slub
- Hi-lo split hemline; blind hem stitching detail
- Wash cold. Let dry.
- Printed in the USA. Exclusive design.
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*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.
Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.
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