FLAT OUT OF GOOD IDEAS, BIRDIE CARDS
$ 42.00
Size GuideNaughty but nice 'greeting cards' for rude people
-EDITOR'S NOTES-
Rest easy with these pocket-sized superstars that you can take wherever you go. Designed for the b*tch in you and honoring the rich tradition of the ‘birdie’, these babies always come through in the crunch and allow you to maintain the portrait of a lady. 52 birdie cards – rationed as one per week for the year. Obviously, if you suffer from “I’m permanently surrounded by a*sholesness,” or you, yourself have straight up a*sholitis, then you’ll need to increase your stack. For those “I have no words and my mouth is just gaping open in such a high shrill gasp that I only hear silence” moments… we have two especially considerate cards with boxes you can select. We will call it the ‘f*ck bouquet’. Life made easy. Because we get it, and we love you. You’ll wonder how you ever managed without it. Save the lipstick, and be a lady about it.
- 54 individual poker sized cards
- Gloss finish; thick & durable
- Packaged in a clear plastic box for easy care
- Imported. Exclusive design.
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$ 245.00
Size GuideLong vintage lace printed silk scarf in black
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There’s simply no substitute for swearing, and for that matter, swearing in French. It just sounds better. It is better. Everything in your life is better. Be your own icon in this light-weight print of profanity-splattered vintage lace, spun from silk-habotai for a luxuriously soft feel - your endless source of relief and companionship. Release your frustrations and transcend the ‘goody’ in you. Discover the unexpected thrill of an unmasked existence. Some hard-won wisdom? Expression now, ends unsightly f*ck-ups later. Your best self starts here. Its indispensable. You, are indispensable.
- Multi-colored silk; black hemmed edges
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- 100 % silk habotai
- Hand wash in cold water. Re-shape and lay flat to air dry. (Silk softens after first wash.)
- Imported. Exclusive design.
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F*CK OFF MY SLEEP CAT EYE MASK
$ 80.00
Size GuideBlack satin sleep eye mask
Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to f*ck off, and your end-of-day is no joke. We take your beauty sleep very seriously. You should too. You have a lot of sh*t to conquer and being tired just won’t do. Guard your z’s with the fierce prowess of a cat in this playful mask. We love it for dozing on long-haul flights, daytime cat-naps or extensive dream lands. Don’t mess with this pussy, Donald.
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F-BOMB KANDSK SILK SCARF
$ 395.00
Size GuideContemporary printed square silk scarf
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This contemporary, lustrous silk print is a lavish feast of hidden yet unrestrained profanity, meticulously handcrafted to wake up the bad*ss in you. Dirty pink “F’s” pepper the classically elegant polk-a-dots with slashings of splattered paint - a marriage of beauty and beast in their most powerful forms. Drape, wrap, accent…your desire is its pleasure. Turn fear into confidence. Be seen. Be noticed. Create more time in your schedule for the things that matter.
- Multicolored silk; black hemmed edges
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- Hand wash in cold water. Lay flat to dry.
- Imported. Exclusive design.
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