SPLAT THERAPY MALE VINTAGE T-SHIRT
$ 155.00
Size GuideMale medium-weight ivory vintage burnout tee with alternative swear words
-EDITOR'S NOTES-
Visually crafted to keep those love handles in check, because who wants to say ‘no’ to beer and pizza? This vintage glove-soft shirt, gives you a clear advantage in aesthetics and arguments . It’s no secret that you think we’re always naggin’. Keep your feet up and mouth full and just point to the expression you wish to communicate as we pull up next to you. Because, you know, the foundation of any relationship is solid communication. ;)
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*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.
Stefan is 5'10", 185 lbs and wears our male size Medium.
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$ 92.00
Size GuideBlack cotton booty shorts
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We’re totally obsessed. Perfectly proportioned - bewitching, yet assertive; these versatile shorts have just the right amount of cheek. Their feather-weight body allows for compact, on-the-go, styling. Take them wherever you dare. Fold them in your back pocket for an outfit change. Layer under a caftan. Hug your body all night (or day) long in their soft allure. Your spirit will go “ahhh”. Cheek ya’ later. Pyjama party 7 sharp.
- Black eco-hybrid micro jersey
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- Made in USA
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Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.
EFF RACER BACK TANK TOP
$ 68.00
Size GuideFitted black long racer back tank
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- Black cotton with white print
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- Printed in the USA. Exclusive design.
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*** Disclaimer: Lace shown in images is from the model's undergarment and is not included with this purchase. No garment is exactly alike.
Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.
F*CK OFF MY SLEEP CAT EYE MASK
$ 80.00
Size GuideBlack satin sleep eye mask
Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to f*ck off, and your end-of-day is no joke. We take your beauty sleep very seriously. You should too. You have a lot of sh*t to conquer and being tired just won’t do. Guard your z’s with the fierce prowess of a cat in this playful mask. We love it for dozing on long-haul flights, daytime cat-naps or extensive dream lands. Don’t mess with this pussy, Donald.
- Black satin and black cotton lining
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- 100 % cotton
- Hand wash or wipe with cold water. Let dry.
- Made by a woman-owned business
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