$ 59.00
Size GuideStreet trendy white unisex youth tee with double-sided print
No more chugging wine in the corner of aisle 3 as your child has an epic meltdown. Now you can proudly do it in the middle of the checkout lane. This peerless, impeccably correct t-shirt, is the first ever virtual parenting assistant, and our newest BFF. Our winning team, offers you a streamlined approach to those red-faced, sponsor-inducing outings. Simply point to ‘little sheeter’ with a knowing glance and mingle with unknown comrades amidst the warzone of that called parenting. But since your kids are, of course, always angels and you, of course, never refer to them in such a manner, you can smile as you present their ‘never sweeter’ emblazoned chest for those family photos. A miracle? We think so. Feel in charge now, like a real adult. It’s more satisfying than you can believe. Spend less money on wine, and more on you.
*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.
Rinad and Mustafa both wear our Youth Size Medium
$ 92.00
Size GuideBlack cotton booty shorts
We’re totally obsessed. Perfectly proportioned - bewitching, yet assertive; these versatile shorts have just the right amount of cheek. Their feather-weight body allows for compact, on-the-go, styling. Take them wherever you dare. Fold them in your back pocket for an outfit change. Layer under a caftan. Hug your body all night (or day) long in their soft allure. Your spirit will go “ahhh”. Cheek ya’ later. Pyjama party 7 sharp.
Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.
$ 68.00
Size GuideFitted black long racer back tank
Whether you’re exercising, wearing exercise clothes to pretend you exercise, or just flattering your figure with this formfitting longer body silhouette, we got you. It's black, it’s soft, it breathes, it hugs… and it swears…without swearing…well, kind of… How is this not in your wardrobe basics already?! oh, yeah. Because it’s not basic and because we’ve been hiding your entire life. Don’t worry. Not anymore. We’re at your service, wild one. We’re changing the rules because you deserve better. Every day. And life isn’t waiting for no one and no thang. This is your time.
*** Disclaimer: Lace shown in images is from the model's undergarment and is not included with this purchase. No garment is exactly alike.
Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.
$ 80.00
Size GuideBlack satin sleep eye mask
Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to f*ck off, and your end-of-day is no joke. We take your beauty sleep very seriously. You should too. You have a lot of sh*t to conquer and being tired just won’t do. Guard your z’s with the fierce prowess of a cat in this playful mask. We love it for dozing on long-haul flights, daytime cat-naps or extensive dream lands. Don’t mess with this pussy, Donald.