SPLAT THERAPY MALE VINTAGE T-SHIRT

$ 155.00

Male medium-weight ivory vintage burnout tee with alternative swear words

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

Visually crafted to keep those love handles in check, because who wants to say ‘no’ to beer and pizza? This vintage glove-soft shirt, gives you a clear advantage in aesthetics and arguments . It’s no secret that you think we’re always naggin’. Keep your feet up and mouth full and just point to the expression you wish to communicate as we pull up next to you. Because, you know, the foundation of any relationship is solid communication. ;)

- Ivory cotton with faded black and grey print

- Slip on

- 50% cotton; 50% polyester

- Wash cold. Let dry.

- Printed in the USA. Exclusive design.

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*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.

Stefan is 5'10", 185 lbs and wears our male size Medium.

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FUDGE LONG SLEEVED RAGLAN SHIRT $ 84.00

FUDGE LONG SLEEVED RAGLAN SHIRT

$ 84.00

Cozy ivory long sleeved shirt with print down back of neck

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

Once you put this on, you may never change again. You've been warned. So simple, so supple, so satisfying...your new favourite top is as cozy they come. Structured with a large waistband, long arms and sports shoulders, the design flatters every body. This cozy, glove-soft long-sleeved shirt slips over your fingers like gloves and hugs all the right places on your body. This aged ivory material is kissed with a cascading back-of-neck print to tease the rebellious spirit in you.

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Cotton with faded black print down back-side of neck
Slip on
50/50 Cotton/Poly
Machine wash warm inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low.
Printed in the USA. Exclusive design.

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Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small. She also wears our Caught ya' Lookin' Cheeky Ruffle Shorts

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LITTLE ANGELS - NEVER SWEETER, LITTLE SHEETER - UNISEX YOUTH T-SHIRT $ 59.00

LITTLE ANGELS - NEVER SWEETER, LITTLE SHEETER - UNISEX YOUTH T-SHIRT

$ 59.00

Street trendy white unisex youth tee with double-sided print

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

No more chugging wine in the corner of aisle 3 as your child has an epic meltdown. Now you can proudly do it in the middle of the checkout lane. This peerless, impeccably correct t-shirt, is the first ever virtual parenting assistant, and our newest BFF. Our winning team, offers you a streamlined approach to those red-faced, sponsor-inducing outings. Simply point to ‘little sheeter’ with a knowing glance and mingle with unknown comrades amidst the warzone of that called parenting. But since your kids are, of course, always angels and you, of course, never refer to them in such a manner, you can smile as you present their ‘never sweeter’ emblazoned chest for those family photos. A miracle? We think so. Feel in charge now, like a real adult. It’s more satisfying than you can believe. Spend less money on wine, and more on you.