FLAT OUT OF GOOD IDEAS, BIRDIE CARDS

$ 42.00

Naughty but nice 'greeting cards' for rude people

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Rest easy with these pocket-sized superstars that you can take wherever you go. Designed for the b*tch in you and honoring the rich tradition of the ‘birdie’, these babies always come through in the crunch and allow you to maintain the portrait of a lady. 52 birdie cards – rationed as one per week for the year. Obviously, if you suffer from “I’m permanently surrounded by a*sholesness,” or you, yourself have straight up a*sholitis, then you’ll need to increase your stack. For those “I have no words and my mouth is just gaping open in such a high shrill gasp that I only hear silence” moments… we have two especially considerate cards with boxes you can select. We will call it the ‘f*ck bouquet’. Life made easy. Because we get it, and we love you. You’ll wonder how you ever managed without it. Save the lipstick, and be a lady about it.

54 individual poker sized cards
Gloss finish; thick & durable
Packaged in a clear plastic box for easy care
Imported. Exclusive design.

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FUDGE LONG SLEEVED RAGLAN SHIRT $ 84.00

FUDGE LONG SLEEVED RAGLAN SHIRT

$ 84.00

Cozy ivory long sleeved shirt with print down back of neck

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Once you put this on, you may never change again. You've been warned. So simple, so supple, so satisfying...your new favourite top is as cozy they come. Structured with a large waistband, long arms and sports shoulders, the design flatters every body. This cozy, glove-soft long-sleeved shirt slips over your fingers like gloves and hugs all the right places on your body. This aged ivory material is kissed with a cascading back-of-neck print to tease the rebellious spirit in you.

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Cotton with faded black print down back-side of neck
Slip on
50/50 Cotton/Poly
Machine wash warm inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low.
Printed in the USA. Exclusive design.

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Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small. She also wears our Caught ya' Lookin' Cheeky Ruffle Shorts

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LITTLE ANGELS - NEVER SWEETER, LITTLE SHEETER - UNISEX YOUTH T-SHIRT $ 59.00

LITTLE ANGELS - NEVER SWEETER, LITTLE SHEETER - UNISEX YOUTH T-SHIRT

$ 59.00

Street trendy white unisex youth tee with double-sided print

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No more chugging wine in the corner of aisle 3 as your child has an epic meltdown. Now you can proudly do it in the middle of the checkout lane. This peerless, impeccably correct t-shirt, is the first ever virtual parenting assistant, and our newest BFF. Our winning team, offers you a streamlined approach to those red-faced, sponsor-inducing outings. Simply point to ‘little sheeter’ with a knowing glance and mingle with unknown comrades amidst the warzone of that called parenting. But since your kids are, of course, always angels and you, of course, never refer to them in such a manner, you can smile as you present their ‘never sweeter’ emblazoned chest for those family photos. A miracle? We think so. Feel in charge now, like a real adult. It’s more satisfying than you can believe. Spend less money on wine, and more on you.