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BLACK MERDE SILK SCARF

$ 245.00

Long vintage lace printed silk scarf in black

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

There’s simply no substitute for swearing, and for that matter, swearing in French. It just sounds better. It is better. Everything in your life is better. Be your own icon in this light-weight print of profanity-splattered vintage lace, spun from silk-habotai for a luxuriously soft feel - your endless source of relief and companionship. Release your frustrations and transcend the ‘goody’ in you. Discover the unexpected thrill of an unmasked existence. Some hard-won wisdom? Expression now, ends unsightly f*ck-ups later. Your best self starts here. Its indispensable. You, are indispensable.

#DIRTYBUTPRETTY

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F-BOMB KANDSK SILK SCARF

$ 395.00

Contemporary printed square silk scarf

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

This contemporary, lustrous silk print is a lavish feast of hidden yet unrestrained profanity, meticulously handcrafted to wake up the bad*ss in you. Dirty pink “F’s” pepper the classically elegant polk-a-dots with slashings of splattered paint - a marriage of beauty and beast in their most powerful forms. Drape, wrap, accent…your desire is its pleasure. Turn fear into confidence. Be seen. Be noticed. Create more time in your schedule for the things that matter.

#DIRTYBUTPRETTY

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FLAT OUT OF GOOD IDEAS, BIRDIE CARDS

$ 42.00

Naughty but nice 'greeting cards' for rude people

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

Rest easy with these pocket-sized superstars that you can take wherever you go. Designed for the b*tch in you and honoring the rich tradition of the ‘birdie’, these babies always come through in the crunch and allow you to maintain the portrait of a lady. 52 birdie cards – rationed as one per week for the year. Obviously, if you suffer from “I’m permanently surrounded by a*sholesness,” or you, yourself have straight up a*sholitis, then you’ll need to increase your stack. For those “I have no words and my mouth is just gaping open in such a high shrill gasp that I only hear silence” moments… we have two especially considerate cards with boxes you can select. We will call it the ‘f*ck bouquet’. Life made easy. Because we get it, and we love you. You’ll wonder how you ever managed without it. Save the lipstick, and be a lady about it.

#SAVETHELIPSTICK

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HOT STUFF VITAL(ITY) MUG

$ 36.00

Black ceramic printed coffee mug

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

Feel brand-new with every sip of untamed possibility – a rainbow of “no-no’s” designed for a lifetime of daily use. The Vital(ity) Mug makes other mugs look like toys. Wake up like a boss and exercise your mouth with 16 ounces of satisfying truth - the real secret to long lasting health. We know…shocking. Legendary. When you take charge of your morning, you take charge of your life. Take one for each person you know. Heck, hand them out on the street. You can breathe. It’s the real you. And it’s a beautiful thing. They don’t call us BFF for nothing. The last mug you’ll ever need to buy. Wait no more.

#UNTAMEDRISE

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PROFANE REIGN T-SHIRT

$ 145.00

Urban chic ivory tee with alternative swear words

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

This update to the boxy tee doesn’t just make for a flattering and flowing look, but for an impenetrably seamless day. This tastefully understated waterfall of undercover profanity guides you through those “special” times and with those “special” people in your life. Twice as soft as conventional cotton, this relaxed fit will meet every challenge. For those ‘double-down’ days, a double dose of elegant profanity literally has your back - cascading from the nape of your neck, down your spine - a tonic that will leave others spinning as you conquer forth. Now you can leave those headaches behind.

#PROFANEREIGN

*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.

Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small. 

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SHI(F)T HAPPENS - IN CHAOS T-SHIRT

$ 135.00

Street-smart silhouetted printed black tee

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

This formfitting, silhouette tee preaches. We believe that life is complicatedly simple, and simply complicated. And that shi(f)t just ‘happens’. Here, it is a bit more complicated, but that’s where the music comes in. Rest easy. You got this. Now, get this. Team this new ‘go-to’ with everything from weekend denim to office tailoring.

#SHIFTHAPPENS

*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.

 Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Medium for a loose fit. 

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SHI(F)T HAPPENS - SIMPLE T-SHIRT

$ 135.00

Formfitting printed black tee

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

This formfitting, silhouette tee preaches. We believe that life is complicatedly simple, and simply complicated. And that shi(f)t just ‘happens’. No well-edited wardrobe is complete without it. Wear yours with everything from tailoring to jeans. Don’t miss out.

#SHIFTHAPPENS

*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.

Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Medium for a loose fit. She also wears our Caught ya' Lookin' Cheeky Ruffle Shorts.

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SILVER MERDE SILK SCARF

$ 245.00

Long vintage lace printed silk scarf in silver

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

There’s simply no substitute for swearing, and for that matter, swearing in French. It just sounds better. It is better. Everything in your life is better. Be your own icon in this light-weight print of profanity-splattered vintage lace, spun from silk-chiffon for a luxuriously soft feel -- your endless source of relief and companionship. Release your frustrations and transcend the ‘goody’ in you. Discover the unexpected thrill of an unmasked existence. Some hard-won wisdom? Expression now, ends unsightly f*ck-ups later. Your best self starts here. Its indispensable. You, are indispensable.

#DIRTYBUTPRETTY

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SPLAT THERAPY T-SHIRT - THE ORIGINAL

$ 155.00

Printed urban chic ivory washed slub tee

-EDITOR'S NOTES- 

The original splat tee takes no prisoners. This mad-hat design arms you to take on anything. Use it as full expression, day therapy or for instant reference mid-argument. You can have it out with your partner, friend or adversary while remaining G-rated and completely unannounced. In the cinema, mid-meeting, at the dinner table, in the Starbucks line… just point here, there, over there, down there. If you’re finished, but they’re not, no worries, just wave your hips and let your final word be the say with the complimentary ‘tail’ expression on the rear of this undeniable top. It will always come through in the crunch. For, you.

#SPLATTHERAPY

*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.

Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.

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TRANSCENDENT SOFT STILETTO SLIPPER - BLUE

$ 120.00

Best handmade shoes - Women's knitted blue ballet slipper with grey pom-pom

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

Since women just shattered the glass ceiling, we figured it was time to shatter the next big thing - oppressive office attire. Boss with these ‘soft stilettos’ from home or kicked on top of your desk– in a class by itself, just like you. These individually handcrafted slippers are for women who can have whatever they want. Win admiring glances while making breakthroughs. Wrap your feet in a long slow kiss whenever you need a lift. They deserve it. You deserve it. Bye-bye standard. Hello you. There’s just one conclusion. Get it, Guuuuurrrrl. Grab the latest leader to your key office updates before they run out!

#SOFTSTILETTO      #HELLOFROMTHEOTHERSIDE

*** Disclaimer -  Intended for use indoors.

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WORK, BEACHES JERSEY TANK DRESS

$ 78.00

Curve hugging black cotton tank dress

-EDITOR'S NOTE-

We’re blissed-out on this curve-hugging tank dress. Tie it in a knot over yoga pants. Tuck it into black slacks with a blazer. Strut it under a leather skirt with ankle boots. Pull a tutu over top with a slap of red lipstick and strappy heels. Wear it with bare feet —toes tucked into the sand, where they rightfully belong. Or, on your coffee/food-truck break with flip-flops or snuggled under a blanket in the evening, chowing to Netflix. This is it ladies, you’ve just seen the future - your one-and-only wardrobe update. So simple and so true. So deserved.

#WORKBEACHES

*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.

Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.

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